1. A Hot Wife - I would much rather be with her than my boss, and I’m sure you all would agree that a hot wife is better than a jerk anyday! A hot girlfriend would do aswell for those of you who have not taken the plunge yet, which, by the way, I highly recommend. Being married is fantastic! For those of you looking, here’s a hilarious little Gem!

2. A New Puppy - Beaglejuice is his name and he’s a Badass. I was never a dog guy…in fact, I ridiculed people who had and loved their dogs. I still think it is odd, and still do not understand how our society came to accept the idea of having animals living in our houses, pooping and peeing and making us feed them! But he’s awesome and we have tons of fun!

3. Daily Dates With Your Pillow - A.K.K. NAPS! Can’t beat a good nap! Turn the fan on high and hit the pillow hard! here’s a question…Does anyone know why you get cold when you sleep at night but boiling lava hot when you sleep during the day?

4. Not Eating Fast Food - How about a nice, fresh, homemade sandwhich! How about not clogging your arteries with lard? How about feeling 10,000,000% better? How about not being fat? Sounds good to me!

5. Excuse to Buy Yourself Cool Stuff for a Home Office - A new computer, a sweet desk, a new chair, all sorts of awesome organizational stuff. I think I just need to be rich becasue I LOVE buying “stuff” like gadgets and gizmos.

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